The mysterious founder and CEO of a tech company is about to tell the world the secret of his latest product… and his past.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains strong language and violence.

CAST

Richie Moriarty
Josh Perilo
Jon Cook
Daniel Hubbard
Frankie Johnson
Louis Kornfeld
Mary McDonnell
Jesse VandenBergh
Anthony Franqui
Dennis Pacheco
Mac Rogers
Amy Warren
Thomas Whittington
Elana Fishbein
Chris Thompson
Bodywork Improv Ensemble

BYRON REED
GEORGE
TECHIE 2, VOLUNTEER 3
VICTIM 2
VENTURE CAPITALIST
TECHIE 1
TECHIE 4
TECHIE 3
TESTIMONIAL 2
TESTIMONIAL 1, VOLUNTEER 2
TESTIMONIAL 3
VIDEO VOICEOVER
AUDITORIUM VOICEOVER
OFFICE ADMIN
DELIVERY PERSON
VICTIM MONTAGE

Written by Luke Burns
Produced by Jonathan Mitchell
Our associate producers are Emily Marinioff and Cara Ehlenfeldt
Our associate editor is Davy Gardner

Luke Burns (WRITER) is a writer based in New York City whose work has been published by The New Yorker, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, New York Magazine, and in the books The Best of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals. He was a writer on a house sketch team at the UCB Theatre for four years, and he co-hosts the monthly show “An Evening of Humorous Readings.” See more at lukevburns.com, or follow him on Twitter @lukevburns.